Humor

Joe Paterno is God

October 26, 2009
Joe Paterno is God

After a shocking turn out of voters, students selected to honor Joe Paterno with a creative t-shirt. The shirt symbolizes Paterno’s kudos as the God of Penn State football.  This decision was made after a unanimous vote by the student body that selected the Penn State cross as this year’s pride t-shirt.  Despite the controversy students are excited about the shirts and inference of...

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Red Bull Abandons State College, Students & Party Ranking Suffer

July 29, 2009

This summer Red Bull has shut down its State College marketing program to the disappointment of Penn State students. The closure has ruined many aspects of student life, social and educational. Half way through the fall semester, the effects have become apparent. Never before has the Penn State undergraduate population faced such a hurdle. Already this semester, drinking is at an all time low....

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